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Spikkels & Bitchez

by Spikkels & Bitchez

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1.
Fat Guy 01:06
I saw a fat guy running to the train station Like the migration, of a whole nation Drippin’ sweat from his forehead fell on the doorstep of the train station Like an elephant, that was evident and eloquently present The building collapsed by his impact Or so it seemed perhaps, when his weight attacked Then he took a quick break He ate a cupcake Then he deeply sighed And started running alright Towards the train tracks, effort to the max And the floor cracks on the climax Then the floor subsides, ‘cause of his appetite So then he died, and he missed his ride
2.
#veggielife 01:58
I prefer a carrot in my hotdog Over an apple in my roast hog And I would like my burger To not taste like murder Please make me some soybeans To provide me with all my proteins I’m just following the veggie trend So please don’t think I’m an animal friend I don’t love animals Hate them That’s why I don’t eat meat I don’t want nothing to do with them Lately So I don’t eat meat Let’s take a look at cow farts They top the greenhouse gas charts And lead to deforestation 90% is for animal exploitation They’re held in confinement Still they ruin the environment It’s the earth that I’m trying to defend So please don’t think I’m an animal friend I don’t love animals Hate them That’s why I don’t eat meat I don’t want nothing to do with them Lately So I don’t eat meat I didn’t even like meat in the end So please don’t think I’m an animal friend
3.
Trash 02:07
You’re trash You don’t belong in the ocean You’re trash It’s the earths only potion Trash Don’t belong in the sea You’re trash You don’t belong in the ocean You’re trash Please take note that Trash Don’t belong in the sea Take a scoop, of your plastic soup You’ll realize it doesn’t taste so good The water is salty with tears and micro-plastics We need to interfere, make changes drastic We’re doomed, inhumed, we left the planet ungroomed The sea is our wound, because we over consumed Plastic bottles, straws, in stomach of a bass It’s one of our flaws that we can’t drink out of glass The fish are crying, it’s horrifying Desperately trying purifying They’re drying, frying, and disqualifying I’m not lying, they’re slowly dying We are depraved and we can’t be saved Unless we act really well behaved And pave the way To a better place Where we clean our waves From polyethylene You’re trash You don’t belong in the ocean You’re trash The world needs ibuprofen Trash Don’t belong in the sea You’re trash You don’t belong in the ocean You’re trash We need to end this pollution Trash Don’t belong in the sea
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5.
Bullshit 01:04
The grass is greener on your side ‘Cause you fertilised it with your lies And your bullshit (bullshit) I didn’t know that your compound Was founded on barren ground You screwed it (screwed it) Yes, your field looks cool With trees and a swimming pool Appealing to be sure But it smells like manure The grass is greener on your side ‘Cause you fertilised it with your lies And your bullshit, bullshit
6.
Brussels 01:22
I was walking in Brussels down the street There’s plenty cosy little places to eat I was walking in Brussels down the street And oh, the people there are so sweet At the Atomium I arrived After a 15 minutes metro ride Climbed an iron crystal magnified Over a hundred sixty billion times When I got back you won’t believe what I viewed And I know that the Belgians aren’t that prude But I didn’t expect this statue all nude Of a weird little peeing dude I was walking in Brussels down the street There’s plenty cosy little places to eat I was walking in Brussels with street view On google maps, I haven’t been there to be true
7.
Ti Va? 02:40
Ciao bello Sei un modello? Ho una cotta per te Ti va di uscire con me? Posso offrirti qualcosa da bere? Sono innamorata di te, è vero Nel cielo manca un angelo? Vuoi essere il mio ragazzo? Ti va di uscire con me? Ti va, ti va, ti va Ti va di uscire con me? Mi manchi Ci vieni spesso qui? Aspetti qualcuno? Mi fai bruciare dentro Fa caldo qui o è perché ci sei tu? Nel cielo vedo solo me and you Sei la mia vita, baciami Ti chiedo, mi sposeresti? Sono pazzo per te Mi hai colpito al cuore Ti amerò per tutta la vita… e poi ancora oltre Ti va di uscire con me? Ti va, ti va, ti va Ti va di uscire con me? Ti va di uscire con me? Ti va, ti va, ti va Ti va di uscire con me?
8.
Famous 00:56
All of a sudden Everyone knows who we are Don’t know if it’s true But I surely do Feel like I’m a star All of a sudden Everyone’s shouting our name Don’t know about you But for me it’ll do I can live with all this fame
9.
His eyes are like the ocean A deep blue sea He will soak me in His hair’s dancing bravely On his head Conquering the wind And I know That I love him For he is me Yes, I love myself Of course I love myself It’s how I knew was I gay

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released May 7, 2021

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